- Think about yourself
- Talk about yourself
- Use "I" as often as possible
- Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others
- Listen greedily to what people have to say about you
- Expect to be appreciated
- Be suspicious
- Be jealous and envious
- Be sensitive to slights
- Never forgive a criticism
- Trust no one but yourself
- Insist on consideration and respect
- Demand agreement with your own views on everything
- Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them
- Never forget a service you may have rendered
- Be on the look out for a good time for yourself
- Shirk your duties if you can
- Do as little as possible for others
- Love yourself supremely
- Be selfish
This recipe is guaranteed to be infallible. -Author Unknown
